January 2012
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formerlyofthemugwumps: HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before…. A: almost as good as my fever dream foretold B: BANANAS FOR WHITE TAPE! C: crap his parents are...
Jan 1st
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Perhaps I was a bit premature in the whole ‘forgoing bad decisions’ tonight thing. Let me amend that by saying I will be forgoing bad alcohol-based-boy decisions in favor of some seriously suspect food decisions. The majority of that Post Clasico Rage Cake is calling to me from the freezer.
Jan 1st
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Watching the Chelsea rerun while making dinner and seriously almost choked laughing when Drogba fell on and then proceeded to ride that Villa player like a donkey.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Spending NYE online and on the phone with my friend in LA. We’re super classy and have decided to forgo the usual festival of bad decisions in favor of HGTV marathons, harassing Anderson Cooper, and pretending to share a timezone so she can get up early for work tomorrow. Considering I spent last new year’s at the hospital with my grandma before she died, I’d say anything would...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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There just aren’t enough sarcastic horn players in the stands in the top leagues.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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it's time for la liga to return
Ok, so maybe I’m watching a random League1 game, whatever. I miss my dearest Mick! And, really you should be blaming Sky Sports for even airing this, not me for watching it.
Dec 31st
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I really am trying not to, but I can’t help giggling at the majority of today’s results. And at Gervinho nutmeggging Barton. And Hipster-Lumberjack-Titi.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I’m confused as to how a random text post I made has so many notes.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Just got new gloves for Christmas. Apparently it’s already time to either chop off my talons or reinforce the fingertips.
Dec 30th
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Only Sergio could pose in front of an enormous building-sized sculpture of mostly naked people and still manage to be the sluttiest lookin thing in the picture.
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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I need someone to come smack me about the head and yell FAKE FRIENDLY into my face until I calm the hell down over this game.
Dec 28th
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How many years of pent up Iker-related frustration is JA Reyes getting out in this game?
Dec 28th
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still sounds like cannon fire to me
This game really isn’t helping my secret crush on Aritz Aduriz.
Dec 28th
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Basques and Tunisians together in one stadium. Hopefully the cloud of explosives smoke will disperse by halftime. As of now the place is a jovial and well controlled riot. ♥
Dec 28th
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I’m slightly concerned that my cobbled together Spirit Dress outfit for the Basque national team today will be misconstrued as delayed Christmas spirit.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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I just assume that Alex Fernandez’s meeting with Steven Gerrard today involved a super awkward bi/nonlingual Xabi-outburst from each of them.
Dec 26th
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boxing day has taken a weird turn
The Vimeo app for my tv has made it far too convenient for me to laze about in bed and watch the German Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with Ducky.
Dec 26th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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I feel compelled to apologize to The Internet for letting holiday festivities get in the way of my usual life as a hermit with a laptop permanently affixed to my hands.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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fml
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Whenever someone Likes or Reblogs a super old post of mine I want to pat them on the back and congratulate them on burrowing deep into the depths of my tumblr.
Dec 20th
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So although I am a good little elf and have all my gifts purchased already (both the ones I bought for myself for people to give to me, and the actual ones for other people) I still have to spend my day trudging about the tri-county area with my mom as she STARTS her Christmas shopping. Suffice it to say I may not survive be back in time for Copa del Rey, so yeah, take notes, I’ll watch it...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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For Arsenal, Christmas meant mandatory velvet jackets. Apparently for Real Madrid it means you have to find someone 3 sizes smaller than you and steal a weirdly shiny shirt from them. ‘Tis the Season.
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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I’m a bit pissed on Calleti’s behalf that he had to come off after Pepe’s little snit. Starting him was a great positive move, and now bah. Still, crazy awesome game so far.
Dec 17th
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Have retreated into my room to watch the rest of Athletic. Nothing says Merry Christmas, Welcome To Our Home, quite like a seething bitch in mismatched red & white pajamas raging about a COMPLETELY FUCKING UNJUST RED FOR JAVI. Just. Ugh.
Dec 17th
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Holy shit Raul! So glad I decided to watch a bit of Schalke-WB before Athletic. Top Spanish scorer in Europe at the moment, VDB may have to recall him.
Dec 17th
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Happy to hear that Real are wearing the red kit today. It makes my Spirit-Dressing for the day much easier, good since I’ll be running around the house party prepping while trying to watch two games.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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off season
Lovely, so long freezing trips to Moscow and the early game for two of my teams. On the plus side, this surely means Iker Muniain will be coat swaddled and wearing a blanket during the whole away situation. Snuggle!
Dec 16th
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